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You Seem Warm/Creepy Gambit

“You know, you come off as a warm person, but you really have a hard time letting people in, maybe even trusting people. I bet sometimes you feel like you don’t really connect with people. And for the most part l don’t like girls like yourself, but you have a friendly smile, so, maybe you […]

 

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G-String Routine

Hey I definitely need to understand this. How come you girls find g-strings more comfortable than normal underwear? I mean how can THAT be comfortable? Doesn’t it get in your butt? [a common response you will get, it really feels comfortable. Then continue with:] You girls find that feeling in your butt nice? You girls […]

 

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Sexual Predators Routine

Do you know that it is FEMALES, and not males, who are the only ones who have an organ in their body made SOLELY for sexual pleasure. And that organ has twice as many nerve endings as a man’s entire penis. And that organ has more nerve endings packed into a single small space than […]

 

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Hair Color Change Opener

PUA: Hey guys… What would you think if I dyed my hair completely BLACK? HBS: blah blah PUA: what about blond with black highlights? HBS: blah blah PUA: Ok then how about I keep my hair blond.but with BLACK ROOTS? HBS: blah blah PUA: {NEG} Did you know Elvis was blond, but he dyed his […]

 

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Plastic Surgery Routine

It’s crazy how many plastic surgeries they have for celebs now.She had her eye makeup and her lipstick tattooed on, and when she changed her hair color, she had her lips re-tattooed. And do you want to hear the grossest thing? One day I noticed that she had two round dots on her upper thighs. […]

 

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Revised Jealous Cat Routine

My friend has been going out with a girl for about three months and they get along really well, they love each other heaps, but she hates his cat. Like whenever she tries to pet it, it will just look at her like she’s an idiot and walk off and one time she left her […]

 

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The Add Four ESP Gambit

HB: Yes/No/whatever PUA: Okay, we’re gonna see if you’re psychic. Just do exactly what I say and don’t ask questions. You’ll understand when it’s done. [you ask the bartender for a pen and a sheet of paper. right in front of the girl its no prob. you write on it: HAMMER, and RED (you can […]

 

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Lovedrop’s Are You Shy Opener

PUA: “Are you girls shy or something?” Girls: No why?” PUA:” Well we’ve been standing here for like 10 minutes and you haven’t even introduced yourselves.” – By Lovedrop

 

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The Dental Floss Opener

Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It’s very important, and we need a woman’s perspective… It’s a matter of life and death… My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life… OK… FLOSSING… before, or after you brush? No one seems to know… […]

 

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The Breakup Opener

PUA: Hey guys real quick… One of my friends broke up with his girlfriend 3 months ago. They were together for 2 years, but he felt it was time to go. Now the thing is, even though they were broken up, they were still doing everything they used to do together. They hung out a […]

 

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