Best PUA Stories
Camel and Kangaroo Opener
January 1, 2021 AlexanderProphet Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers, 0
PUA: “hey guys guess what did you know that camels spit and…. kangaroos can’t. jump . backwards . imagine… putting them into a room together.” then stack forward into anything else. – By Diablo
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Mystery Got Married Opener
December 26, 2020 AlexanderProphet Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers, 0
PUA: Guys, running off to Vegas to get married on a whim. Is that Spontaneous and Romantic or just plain weird?? Girls: yes/no/whatever PUA: My friend went to Vegas with his girlfriend and when they got back, they became married, wedding rings and everything. We all thought it was an April Fool’s joke, but it’s […]
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Do You Have the Time Direct Opener
December 25, 2020 AlexanderProphet Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers, 0
Hey, do you have the time (touch her on wrist to stop her from looking at her watch and pivot so you’re standing next to her now)…actually I really came over to flirt with you. Is that bad? (Banter) – Lance Mason
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Drunk Girls Routine
December 22, 2020 AlexanderProphet Banter Lines, Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, 1
Me: OMG, are you drunk? Her: Yes / No Yes: Me: Oh, HB, you make me sad! Her: Why? Me: You seem so sweet and nice, and I feel like we’d be super compatible… but you’re so drunk that this connection we have isn’t even REAL. I mean, do you think I’m cute? Do you […]
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Bit My Neck Routine
December 19, 2020 AlexanderProphet Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, 0
OMG you would not believe why I had to goto the hospital the other week. I was with my friends at this bar, right? So I love meeting new people so I’m going around and this rocker girl is seriously EYE FUCKING the shit out of me, so I go over and say hey and […]
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TD’s Never Be A Couple Opener
December 18, 2020 AlexanderProphet Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers, 0
PUA: Aww – you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD! HB: WHY? PUA: [pause with puppy dog face] Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! HB: WHYYY??? PUA: Nooo… we are too similar… IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE… and the next moment, we would be fighting and screaming and […]
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Polite Guy Opener
December 11, 2020 AlexanderProphet Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers, 0
Do you think there’s a big difference between what people think they want and what they are actually attracted to? A friend of mine… this girl… really always wanted a guy who would take care of her… this perfect prince charming guy… and he is the most polite guy ever…. he’s so sweet, he opens […]
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The Cologne Opener
November 3, 2020 AlexanderProphet Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers, 0
PUA: Hey guys… See, I have two different colognes on my wrists and I want to see which one you like better. [let them smell the cologne, be C&F, etc] {NEG} PUA: The reason is, I have SO MANY colognes from my ex-girlfriends on my shelf, and I want to give some of them away […]
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What Is Cheating Opener
October 31, 2020 AlexanderProphet Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers, 0
There was this article in Esquire magazine that asked different people what cheating was. Well, let me ask first. How would you define cheating? (go around the group) It’s Fascinating that a basic concept like cheating, everyone’s definition of it is different. My answer is it’s not being honest with the other person. In other […]
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Eighties Dogs Opener
October 27, 2020 AlexanderProphet Best PUA Stories, Pick Up Lines and Routines, PUA Openers, 0
PUA: Hey guys… real quick… My friend just got two puppies, a Pug and a Beagle. She wants to name them after an 80’s pop duo… she wants to name them… DURAN DURAN… I think that’s a horrible idea… you can’t have two dogs with the same name. Do you guys have any ideas? I […]
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