PUA Openers, Pick-up Lines, and DHV Stories

Openers, Pick-up Lines, and DHV Stories for PUAs from around the world

The Cologne Opener

PUA: Hey guys…
See, I have two different colognes on my wrists and I want to see which one you like better.
[let them smell the cologne, be C&F, etc]
PUA: The reason is, I have SO MANY colognes from my ex-girlfriends on my shelf, and I want to give some of them away and keep the best ones.
Thanks, I have all these old colognes around the house, so I’m having a face-off. This one has won ten days in a row!
[Pull out a pen and make a mark on your wrist, next to five or ten others]

[You can optionally extend with the cocky-funny bit below]

HB: blah blah what are they? blah
PUA: This one is hemlock, this one is chloroform.

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