PUA Openers, Pick-up Lines, and DHV Stories

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PUA Openers

TD’s Seatle GF Opener

“Hey guys, I need an opinion. My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they really hit it off. They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even hung out with her in L.A. over the next week. So he’s up visiting her in Seattle last week, and they’re out on a […]

 

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Expensive Clothes Opener

PUA: Hey guys real quick… Ok, so we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts when chicks see guys wearing 6 bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard? [use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them]

 

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Spells Opener

Hey guys, help us settle something here. Do you think spells work? [let them contribute as much as they will, then FTC and continue into backstory] The reason I’m asking is because my friend over there met a girl at a club last week. She wasn’t rally his type, but he was kinda drunk and […]

 

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Hair Color Change Opener

PUA: Hey guys… What would you think if I dyed my hair completely BLACK? HBS: blah blah PUA: what about blond with black highlights? HBS: blah blah PUA: Ok then how about I keep my hair blond.but with BLACK ROOTS? HBS: blah blah PUA: {NEG} Did you know Elvis was blond, but he dyed his […]

 

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Lovedrop’s Are You Shy Opener

PUA: “Are you girls shy or something?” Girls: No why?” PUA:” Well we’ve been standing here for like 10 minutes and you haven’t even introduced yourselves.” – By Lovedrop

 

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The Dental Floss Opener

Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It’s very important, and we need a woman’s perspective… It’s a matter of life and death… My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life… OK… FLOSSING… before, or after you brush? No one seems to know… […]

 

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Mystery’s Black Nails Opener

PUA: Hey guys, black nails, first impressions? HBs: blah blah PUA: Get this, I was in an elevator this morning heading back from a meeting and this shwarmy-looking woman gets on the elevator…you know with the caked on makeup and the giant hoop earrings? So she looks at my nails she says to me [say […]

 

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The Breakup Opener

PUA: Hey guys real quick… One of my friends broke up with his girlfriend 3 months ago. They were together for 2 years, but he felt it was time to go. Now the thing is, even though they were broken up, they were still doing everything they used to do together. They hung out a […]

 

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Dogs vs Cats Opener

PUA: Hey guys… I need a quick opinion on pets. My friends were having a debate and I think dogs are great because of their loyalty and tricks they can do. But I love cats just for how entertaining they are and how they act like they’re still in the wild. Which do you think […]

 

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The No Panties Opener

Hey guys, real quickly before my friends over there go mental… we’ve been in this discussion all night already and we would like your feedback on this major issue… just to help us solve it! “A girl who refuse to wear panties… what you think about that?” Ok get this, a girl friend of mine, […]

 

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