PUA Openers, Pick-up Lines, and DHV Stories

Openers, Pick-up Lines, and DHV Stories for PUAs from around the world

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Photo Taking Gambit

Tell your HB that you are going to take three photos. The first photo will be a normal photo of you and her. The second photo will be where each of you make the goofiest face you can. The third photo will be “romantic” photo of you and her. Then you can turn the camera […]

 

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Mystery Got Married Opener

PUA: Guys, running off to Vegas to get married on a whim. Is that Spontaneous and Romantic or just plain weird?? Girls: yes/no/whatever PUA: My friend went to Vegas with his girlfriend and when they got back, they became married, wedding rings and everything. We all thought it was an April Fool’s joke, but it’s […]

 

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Do You Have the Time Direct Opener

Hey, do you have the time (touch her on wrist to stop her from looking at her watch and pivot so you’re standing next to her now)…actually I really came over to flirt with you. Is that bad? (Banter) – Lance Mason

 

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Drunk Girls Routine

Me: OMG, are you drunk? Her: Yes / No Yes: Me: Oh, HB, you make me sad! Her: Why? Me: You seem so sweet and nice, and I feel like we’d be super compatible… but you’re so drunk that this connection we have isn’t even REAL. I mean, do you think I’m cute? Do you […]

 

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Bit My Neck Routine

OMG you would not believe why I had to goto the hospital the other week. I was with my friends at this bar, right? So I love meeting new people so I’m going around and this rocker girl is seriously EYE FUCKING the shit out of me, so I go over and say hey and […]

 

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TD’s Never Be A Couple Opener

PUA: Aww – you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD! HB: WHY? PUA: [pause with puppy dog face] Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! HB: WHYYY??? PUA: Nooo… we are too similar… IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE… and the next moment, we would be fighting and screaming and […]

 

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The Toys Routine

OMG … today I found my old toys in the basement at my little sisters house … well she’s 21 now but I call her my little sister … so she had all these barbies, and I had G.I. Joes … I remember when my sister would try to make them get married, and I […]

 

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Cartoons Routine

OMG… this morning I saw the BEST shit EVER.. remember when you were a kid… what cartoons did you watch?? Well when I was a kid, we had He-Man, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Transformers… and on TV this morning, they had new episodes with new animations of all of them… it was the […]

 

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Polite Guy Opener

Do you think there’s a big difference between what people think they want and what they are actually attracted to? A friend of mine… this girl… really always wanted a guy who would take care of her… this perfect prince charming guy… and he is the most polite guy ever…. he’s so sweet, he opens […]

 

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The Cologne Opener

PUA: Hey guys… See, I have two different colognes on my wrists and I want to see which one you like better. [let them smell the cologne, be C&F, etc] {NEG} PUA: The reason is, I have SO MANY colognes from my ex-girlfriends on my shelf, and I want to give some of them away […]

 

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