PUA Openers, Pick-up Lines, and DHV Stories

Openers, Pick-up Lines, and DHV Stories for PUAs from around the world

Venusian Arts

Photo Opener

PUA: Hi, Could you do me a favour? HBS: [Wait for them to respond, they will usually think you are hitting on them, at which point you say:] PUA: Could you take a picture of my friend and me? [this is a good subtle neg. Give her a playful additional neg with:] You of course […]

 

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Style’s Cs vs Us Routine

Smile again for me? You have a [C or U]-shaped smile. See, my ex-girlfriend wanted to be a singer, and she studied all the big pop-singers out there and tried to figure out what it was about their looks that set them apart from the rest. And she developed this theory that every person has […]

 

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Style’s Two-part Kiss Opener

Hey guys, we’ve been arguing about this… is kissing cheating? [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] Like, if a girl goes out with her friends, and gets all drunk, and makes out with some guy, that’s cheating, right? [people will agree at this point] Well what if she’s making out with […]

 

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Anniversary Ring Opener

Hey guys quick question…My buddy wants to get his girlfriend a ring for their 1 year anniversary, but I told him thats way too cliche…is there something else he can get her that would be more memorable?

 

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Mystery’s Google Earth Opener

Mystery: Have you ever heard of Google earth? … I checked out this location – this very spot… where we are standing right now – on Google earth… I zoomed in to this location and I saw that building there… and that building right there… it’s like I have already visited this place. … Isn’t […]

 

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Imaginary Cards Gambit

You first introduce this by disqualifying yourself by saying something like “Now, I’m not too big on stuff with cards but work with me here for a sec.” This is when you pretend to pull out a deck of cards and start to shuffle. You also usually want something like “work with me here” or […]

 

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G-String Opener

PUA: Hey girls, I need female opinion on something..please give me one advice…My friend totally fucked up his relationship with his GF. Actually they are still together…into love with each other… but its going wrong way… Girls :what, what? PUA: Last month, he cheated his Gf with another girl from college, and Gf found g-string […]

 

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New Animal Opener

“did you guys hear.. they found.. a new animal…. yea, over in Australia .. it looks like a cross between a squirrel and a beaver.” stack forward – Diablo

 

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Don’t Laugh Gambit

PUA: ok here my little sister showed/told/taught me this just this morning.. I’m not good at it yet (or “not good at telling stories” if its a story), so don’t laugh OK?? I get really shy when girls laugh at me.. HBs: ok… PUA: (now give them the sweetest/cutest/funniest puppydog look *ever*, and just pause […]

 

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Penis Implant Gambit

Yeah, I don’t mean to brag or anything but I got a bit of plastic surgery done, and it went really well. Yeah, well it cost a lot of money, but it was totally worth it. Well, it’s a secret. Ok. I got a penis implant. (Proudly with the feeling that you’re enormous now) I’m […]

 

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