PUA Openers, Pick-up Lines, and DHV Stories

Openers, Pick-up Lines, and DHV Stories for PUAs from around the world

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Cartoons Routine

OMG… this morning I saw the BEST shit EVER.. remember when you were a kid… what cartoons did you watch?? Well when I was a kid, we had He-Man, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Transformers… and on TV this morning, they had new episodes with new animations of all of them… it was the […]

 

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My Cheeks Are Hurting Routine

OMG my cheeks are hurting. We were laughing so hard, like, the WHOLE way over here. I’m actually sore from all the laughter. – Lovedrop

 

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Do you know why we would never get along?

Do you know why we would never get along? Because we’re too similar. You wont take my shit, and I wont take you shit and what fun is that? If I were in a room with myself for a while, I would pull all my hair out of my HEAD. So what I guess what […]

 

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Merry X-mas! – The “I Love You During Sex” Opener

Here’s an opener that my wingman Packer and I came up with on the fly one night and turned into a solid opener. Usually the best openers come from when you and your buddies are discussing something to do with girls/sex/dating/relationships/etc. There …

 

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blink-182 Pick Up Lines

This is too funny not to share. I kinda want to find a better band and try this myself!

 

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