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What Is Cheating Opener

There was this article in Esquire magazine that asked different people what cheating was. Well, let me ask first. How would you define cheating? (go around the group) It’s Fascinating that a basic concept like cheating, everyone’s definition of it is different. My answer is it’s not being honest with the other person. In other […]

 

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3D Bottle Caps Trick

Start with 6 bottle caps or coasters and arrange them in a ‘T’ shape. Place 4 bottle caps in a straight line, and then place the other two caps on either side of the top cap. The challenge is to make 2 rows of 4 caps each. However, you can only move one bottle cap. […]

 

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Eighties Dogs Opener

PUA: Hey guys… real quick… My friend just got two puppies, a Pug and a Beagle. She wants to name them after an 80’s pop duo… she wants to name them… DURAN DURAN… I think that’s a horrible idea… you can’t have two dogs with the same name. Do you guys have any ideas? I […]

 

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My Cheeks Are Hurting Routine

OMG my cheeks are hurting. We were laughing so hard, like, the WHOLE way over here. I’m actually sore from all the laughter. – Lovedrop

 

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Voyeur Boyfriend Opener

People here are so weird.. this guy came up to me with this girl.. introduced her as his girlfriend… then asked if he could WATCH me HAVE SEX with HER… wtf right? I may get performance anxiety… haha he was a big dude. – By Diablo

 

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The Tattoo Opener

PUA: Hey guys, on a scale of 1 to 10… What do you think of tattoos on girls? Girls: [they talk for a bit, probably one of them has a tattoo, then cut them off] PUA: Get this… my little sister has been with this guy for maybe 2 months, she’s 19 years old, and […]

 

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You Guys Are The Most Normal Girls Here

PUA: Wow you guys are the most normal girls here! [If the women positively, as if they took “normal” as a compliment] PUA: I’m going to chill over here with you guys for a moment. You’ll never guess what just happened… [Stacking forward into a story-based opener ideally, but an opinion opener will do too] […]

 

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Left or Right Handed Opener by Mystery

Mystery: Are you left or right handed? Target: I’m right-handed. Mystery: I’m left-handed, you’re right-handed. I’m special, you’re not. – Mystery

 

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Sinister Smile Opener

You have a sinister smile. You’re evil. I like that. [high five, but hold on to her hand] You can be my partner in crime… Wait a second… flex your arm… [squeeze her arm] No, no you’re too weak to be my partner in crime… we can still be friends though. – By Swinggcat

 

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Batman’s Nipples Opener

PUA: guys… does batman… have nipples on his costume – By Diablo

 

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