PUA Openers, Pick-up Lines, and DHV Stories

Openers, Pick-up Lines, and DHV Stories for PUAs from around the world

Best PUA Stories

G-String Opener

PUA: Hey girls, I need female opinion on something..please give me one advice…My friend totally fucked up his relationship with his GF. Actually they are still together…into love with each other… but its going wrong way… Girls :what, what? PUA: Last month, he cheated his Gf with another girl from college, and Gf found g-string […]

 

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New Animal Opener

“did you guys hear.. they found.. a new animal…. yea, over in Australia .. it looks like a cross between a squirrel and a beaver.” stack forward – Diablo

 

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Duck Telling A Joke Routine

PUA: I think I was a witness to the world’s first duck telling a joke. Group: lol, what? PUA: I know you’re skeptical, but hear me out. I was walking in the park with my girlfriend when we saw a single duck quacking away to a group of like 10 ducks or so. (Pause) Well, […]

 

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Head-Shaving For Charity Opener

PUA: Hey guys… My friends and I were haveing a debate: Would you shave your head for a sponsored charity event? HBS: yes/no PUA: [Yes] ”Haha, i can imagine it… you’d look like my friend Bob.” [No]Awww, you’re so mean… think of the children! [can’t date you/link to bad girl routine]

 

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TD’s Seatle GF Opener

“Hey guys, I need an opinion. My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they really hit it off. They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even hung out with her in L.A. over the next week. So he’s up visiting her in Seattle last week, and they’re out on a […]

 

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Expensive Clothes Opener

PUA: Hey guys real quick… Ok, so we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts when chicks see guys wearing 6 bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard? [use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them]

 

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Laura’s Lost Phone

So, I met my friend Laura for a few of drinks last Saturday. We hadn’t seen each other for a while, and it was great to meet up again, and chat about the good old days. She was a friend of my ex-girlfriend’s, and had accidentally walked in on us having sex one night, but […]

 

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Spells Opener

Hey guys, help us settle something here. Do you think spells work? [let them contribute as much as they will, then FTC and continue into backstory] The reason I’m asking is because my friend over there met a girl at a club last week. She wasn’t rally his type, but he was kinda drunk and […]

 

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Hair Color Change Opener

PUA: Hey guys… What would you think if I dyed my hair completely BLACK? HBS: blah blah PUA: what about blond with black highlights? HBS: blah blah PUA: Ok then how about I keep my hair blond.but with BLACK ROOTS? HBS: blah blah PUA: {NEG} Did you know Elvis was blond, but he dyed his […]

 

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Plastic Surgery Routine

It’s crazy how many plastic surgeries they have for celebs now.She had her eye makeup and her lipstick tattooed on, and when she changed her hair color, she had her lips re-tattooed. And do you want to hear the grossest thing? One day I noticed that she had two round dots on her upper thighs. […]

 

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