Blind Date Routine
I was walking through [whatever location in your city] and I noticed this cute girl with a puzzled expression on her face, looking a little lost and weird. So I go over to her and say “hi”. You know what she does? She lunges at me, starts hugging me and saying things like “Hi! Have you been waiting long? Do want to go check out a bar?”
I’m like completely baffled by this, and kind of freaking out. But I managed to figure out what was up. Do you know why she did that? You wanna know what it turns out to be?
It turns out that she is meeting some guy for lunch or something on a blind date… and she thought I was him. Apparently they’d talked on the phone but not met in real life. Isn’t that incredible? Would you go on a blind date?
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