PUA Openers, Pick-up Lines, and DHV Stories

Openers, Pick-up Lines, and DHV Stories for PUAs from around the world

Pick Up Lines and Routines

Montel Williams Opener

PUA: Hey guys, would you go on Montel if you were invited? Girls: [bite or not, either way,false time constraint and then stack forward] PUA: See, my friend over there just got invited to be on Montel Williams, but the theme of the show is “secret admirers”… they told him that he has an admirer […]

 

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Duck Telling A Joke Routine

PUA: I think I was a witness to the world’s first duck telling a joke. Group: lol, what? PUA: I know you’re skeptical, but hear me out. I was walking in the park with my girlfriend when we saw a single duck quacking away to a group of like 10 ducks or so. (Pause) Well, […]

 

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Head-Shaving For Charity Opener

PUA: Hey guys… My friends and I were haveing a debate: Would you shave your head for a sponsored charity event? HBS: yes/no PUA: [Yes] ”Haha, i can imagine it… you’d look like my friend Bob.” [No]Awww, you’re so mean… think of the children! [can’t date you/link to bad girl routine]

 

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Jealous Girlfriend Opener by Style

PUA: Hey guys… Would you date someone who kept pictures of their ex? HBs: [girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off] PUA: Ok this is actually a two part question. My friend dave has been dating this girl for a couple months, but he’s still friends with his girlfriend from college. What […]

 

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TD’s Seatle GF Opener

“Hey guys, I need an opinion. My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they really hit it off. They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even hung out with her in L.A. over the next week. So he’s up visiting her in Seattle last week, and they’re out on a […]

 

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Expensive Clothes Opener

PUA: Hey guys real quick… Ok, so we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts when chicks see guys wearing 6 bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard? [use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them]

 

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One Dollar Shot Gambit

When she buys a shot, take a pen or a straw and a napkin and place them over top of the shot. “I bet you one dollar, that I can drink this shot, without even moving the pen or the napkin.” When she takes the bet, just take off the pen and napkin, drink the […]

 

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Laura’s Lost Phone

So, I met my friend Laura for a few of drinks last Saturday. We hadn’t seen each other for a while, and it was great to meet up again, and chat about the good old days. She was a friend of my ex-girlfriend’s, and had accidentally walked in on us having sex one night, but […]

 

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Trust and Comfort Routine

Hey, stop it. Look, honestly, I’m attracted to you guys. But that doesn’t mean anything. I need TRUST AND COMFORT before I can let myself get too emotional. It’s like, first you guys start touching me and asking me my name… And I’m like “OK, this is fine…” …But then I start getting all emotional, […]

 

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Spells Opener

Hey guys, help us settle something here. Do you think spells work? [let them contribute as much as they will, then FTC and continue into backstory] The reason I’m asking is because my friend over there met a girl at a club last week. She wasn’t rally his type, but he was kinda drunk and […]

 

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