PUA Openers, Pick-up Lines, and DHV Stories

Openers, Pick-up Lines, and DHV Stories for PUAs from around the world

PUA Openers

Voyeur Boyfriend Opener

People here are so weird.. this guy came up to me with this girl.. introduced her as his girlfriend… then asked if he could WATCH me HAVE SEX with HER… wtf right? I may get performance anxiety… haha he was a big dude. – By Diablo

 

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The Tattoo Opener

PUA: Hey guys, on a scale of 1 to 10… What do you think of tattoos on girls? Girls: [they talk for a bit, probably one of them has a tattoo, then cut them off] PUA: Get this… my little sister has been with this guy for maybe 2 months, she’s 19 years old, and […]

 

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You Guys Are The Most Normal Girls Here

PUA: Wow you guys are the most normal girls here! [If the women positively, as if they took “normal” as a compliment] PUA: I’m going to chill over here with you guys for a moment. You’ll never guess what just happened… [Stacking forward into a story-based opener ideally, but an opinion opener will do too] […]

 

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Left or Right Handed Opener by Mystery

Mystery: Are you left or right handed? Target: I’m right-handed. Mystery: I’m left-handed, you’re right-handed. I’m special, you’re not. – Mystery

 

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Sinister Smile Opener

You have a sinister smile. You’re evil. I like that. [high five, but hold on to her hand] You can be my partner in crime… Wait a second… flex your arm… [squeeze her arm] No, no you’re too weak to be my partner in crime… we can still be friends though. – By Swinggcat

 

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Batman’s Nipples Opener

PUA: guys… does batman… have nipples on his costume – By Diablo

 

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blink-182 Pick Up Lines

This is too funny not to share. I kinda want to find a better band and try this myself!

 

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