Did You Just Touch My Ass Opener
[On dance floor or in line at the bar]
Hey, did you just touch my ass?
(no)
No? Well you should!
[If the girl finds you cute and feels safe (or tipsy), and she�s in a fun mood, she may even slap or touch your ass at that point. Act shocked]
I was only kidding! I feel VIOLATED. I need a shower now! Or a drink. Buy me a drink.
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